The amount of coincidences we've been having is pretty remarkable. When I pulled this card out of the mailbox I was shocked. Shocked, I tell you. Here are the things that blew me away:
1. Her cuteness
2. The fact that you call her a "siren", as opposed to a mermaid, which is what so many people call these elusive creatures.
3. Her "substantialness". I personally cannot imagine a siren that isn't a little, ahem, voluptuous.